Annoyances

Parents, please prep your kids for going to the doctor's. All you have to do is show them that a stethoscope DOESN'T HURT. Needles on the other hand...well, just give them lots of hugs.

Also, do not listen to your mother in law about starting solids at 1 month of age.

Also, if you already have 5 kids, three of which were apprehended by children's aid services, do not get pregnant again.

Also, do not tell me that your smoking does not affect your kid's asthma.

Also, constipation is normal. Every kid gets constipation.

Also, I do not know what that rash is dammit.