Lamest fake script ever

So my staff told me about a script that she wrote once at the urgent care centre, and was called a few hours later by the pharmacist. On the script were two legitimate prescriptions, labelled (1) and (2)...... and well ......the patient had put a (3) before the (1) line...(hence, out of order).... and wrote "oxycontite": 40 tabs. In a totally different handwriting.

That was it.

My staff said, "What's oxycontite??"

The pharmacist said, "Beats me..."

Hahaha

Another time she had written a script for 15 tablets and the person tried to make it look like 45. And they used a different colour pen.

What gives? At least put some effort into faking your scripts!!!